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emibaddx3:

you can be my black cake boss tonight.

Let’s have a toast for the pastry bags.

everybody knows i’m a motherfucking froster

No one man should have all that POWDER

Yo Kanye, I’m real happy for you and your Christmas cookies and Imma let you finish but um. Martha Stewart has some of the best frosted sugar cookies of all time.

I’m a-glazing, I’m the reason, That my block smells so sweet this evening

These are frosted, Time to eat them, Don’t you even think about leaving

No matter what you’ll never make food so sweet, sugar as far as the eyes can see

I’M A-GLAZING.

I gotta testify, I make the best cookies, my cakes are fly…, before the day I fry, I’ma bake a pie

Back when they they thought pillsbury would hurt the pot, before Martha was on lock, the oven door closed, I felt like Gordon Ramsey, the kitchen was too hot. Now lets bake…take em back in the day, I was fucking up my creme brulee, any other Chef couldn’t compare to me,shut your face before you deflate my souffle!

Excuse me? Was you sayin somethin?

UH UNH YOU CAN’T SMELL MY STUFFIN

Gossip, gossip, kiddies just stop it. Everybody know i’m a muhfuggin baker.
Ima need to see ya fuggin hands off the cake, sir
Ima need to see ya fuggin hands off the cake, sir
Bake shit, cakes and cookies, I make it
Everybody know i’m a muhfuggin baker.
Ima need to see ya fuggin hands off the cake, sir
Ima need to see ya fuggin hands off the cake, sir

 LMFAO these captions

Was you baking something? Nah uh it don’t compare to my muffins.

YO, I’m crying laughin!

LAAAAAAA LAAAA LA-LA WAIT TIL I GET MY MUFFINS RIGHT!

I had to. Tears, real tears.

I will leave y’all with this.

someone help me please. these tears just keep falling.

*they all get follows*

I LOVE ALL OF YOU

THESE COMMENTS ARE SO QUALITY LMAO
A+ FOR EVERYONE

She don’t believe in shooting stars,

but she believes in toffee bars,

pastries with cream compartments,

mixers from the store’s department,

Sunbeam the best to stir shit,

I’m more of a fan of the immersion one 

Order the standup, handheld together

straight out the pages of William-Sonoma

And they baking so evenly

why can’t cakes always be this easy?

Kitchen’s warm but my fan is so breezy,

Timer goes off like ‘where are you yeezy?’

Try to modify an old recipe,

add a little splash of vanilla extract, see?

It adds a nice zing,

Cool 45 minutes before you put on icing

I… I forgot about this post lol

I love tumblr

THIS. FUCKING. POST. OOOHMYGID

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Wade’s euro-step and slam in Game 7.

21 points and 9 rebounds. 

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College Kids.

my response when people ask me if I want to do stuff.

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